I don’t think you want to take advice from me. I ate a 3 Musketeers bar for...– Liz Lemon (via chelseacthulhu)
aleetlepinch: Miss someone? Paint a helium balloon like their face. Deflate it. Put it in your back pocket. They’re still gone and that was weird advice.
The happiest people are those who think the most interesting thoughts. Those who...– William Lyon Phelps (via nathanielstuart)
kwills88: It still bugs me to know that ppl choose to eat soggy cereal.. Crunchy or die nigga.
People who meet in airports are seventy-two...
sheloveswords: The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight, Jennifer E. Smith Then, I’d be glad to meet mine on a flight to Paris, France someday. <3
Every being cries out silently to be read differently.– Simone Weil, from “Gravity and Grace” (via airwalker)
boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
Person who unfollowed can eat my whole dick.