August 2011
I like to try and think that I never get a helping hand from you because you know that I can help myself.
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
“It is very sad to me that some people are so intent on leaving their mark on the...”
– John Green (via ravenclawdia)
Vicious and Malicious.
Daddy's Gas Station Escapades
Random Black Guy: Hey, could you get me a cigarrette?
Daddy: No, I sorry. I only smoke thee mari-jew-hanna.
Random Black Guy: Oh, no...I don't do that. *walks away*
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Skeleton Boy: Ogori Cafe: The Pay it Forward (or... →
pauly-c:
Love this idea. Anyone want to do a pop up one in NYC with me?
Cabel Saasser brings word of a mysterious cafe that he recently experienced in Kashiwa in Japan. Located inside the Urban Design Center Kashiwa-no-ha, the Ogori cafe looks innocuous enough, but holds a surprise in…
The sense of priority in my house is so warped -_-
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-pilgrim:
“I’m sick of the things I do when I’m...
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Doing it daily.
allaboardtheptrain:
116) Vagina comes from the latin root meaning “Sheath for a sword”
I would find a picture but I don’t want to.
Me: These winds are getting kinda scary :/
Random: Hide under the bed.
Me: No! It’s scarier under there than outside.
Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're...
ratherdielaughing:
like a boss
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Watchsweetdisposition21:
absolute-best-posts:
thefingerfucker:
I have never laughed this hard at a Tumblr video until now.
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saragarner:
-earstoseeandeyestohear:
if you send me questions, i’ll check out your blog then rate it
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-brojackulator:
When you find a website that sells fucking amazing ass swim suits.. but they all end up to be $90 and you don’t even bother telling your mom, cause you know she is gonna say no. :C
omfg, this shit. lol
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Not. Every. Movie. Has. To. Be. In. 3D.
thegentlemansworld:
When you have to sneeze, but it won't come out...
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“The soul always knows what to do to heal itself. The challenge is to silence the...”
– Caroline Myss (via peaceofshell)
ughhhhhhh.
I just don’t think God wants me working on my internship report.
Oh baby, give me one more chance.
(show that I...
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“Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via stellar808)
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I still wish you the best of luck, baby. And don't...
Why am I so possessive?
whenlifegivesyoutumblr:
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